sollux-likesbeebabies:

tricksterdarkleer:

spinneretmindfang:

arietineaponia:

2econdp2iioniic:

arachnidassgrab:

hurrdofdurrdles:

pipipierrot:

zombiesandmountaindew:

skinpeelerstudios:

bwans:

maestrodavinci:

residentcreep:

princess-kelso:

strippedabet:

roddylaughingalonewithshittypuns:

danefuckingstrider:

“So well intended, and yet so insulting.”

Fuck you Gale, I thought we were friends.

“They even mourn their dead.”
8| 

“Under the Han dynasty, the workings of the state bureaucracy also improved and the government was linked to formal training that emphasized the values of the Confucian philosophy.”

I WIN

“My grandparents did these things- And my parents, too.”

Oh.

“I’ve never seen it done like that before, either!”

/CRYING

“At their simplest, prayers are just talking to the gods.”

…No sex for me ;3;

“Destitution (absolute poverty) is the lack of the basic necessities of life.”

…Well fuck.

“Carefully inscribed was a line he recognized from the book of Ecclesiastes: HE THAT INCREASETH KNOWLEDGE INCREASETH SORROW.”

So…don’t has sex with me or else you’s gonn’ get real sad. :’(

“The body of an old man covered by a sheet was wheeled by just as Billy entered the corridor.” 

…So it goes? 

“A voltage detector sense power—even through wire and cable insulation.”

uh

okay

“Owing to the spherical form of its articular surface, the arm is able to carry out various free movements.”

WELP.

“”Got any brothers or sisters?” Robert Willie wanted to know.”

OH MY FUCKING GOD

“What’s worse than a volcanic eruption in your town?”

Either very good
or very bad 

((“I beg you to look at this scroll, then look at me” 

I come on to scribes, deal with it.))

((“Softly whipped white have peaks that bend and droop slightly, whereas when firmly beaten, they stand up without bowing or slouching.”
Sounds like a perfect saturday night. >:D))

“Though he wore the same face and had the same long, strapping body, he was not the same man who had sat upon the ground, who had played piquet with her and playfully demanded her secrets at cards.” - Devil’s Kiss written by Zoe Archer Page 45

idk what to think of this 

” He watched me as he spoke, and it seemed now and then I heard him clearly, though he had not moved his lips or made a sound.” - The Vampire Armand, Anne Rice

Apparently I’m gonna have some silent sex goin on

“Love is the only force that can erase the differences between people - that can bridge chasms of bitterness.” - Stand a Little Taller, Gordon B. Hinckley

hate sex is best sex

(Source: loveclaire, via fantasy-cosplay)

Posted: Sun February 26th, 2012 at 9:33am
Originally posted by: loveclaire.
Notes: 65452